thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.

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monica-geller:

*sees a cute guy on public transport*
*makes brief accidental eye contact*
*goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*

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Harry could feel Ron shaking. The echoing bang of the slammed cellar door had not died away before there was a terrible, drawn-out scream from directly above them. “HERMIONE!" Ron bellowed, and he started to writhe and struggle against the ropes tying them together, so that Harry staggered. "HERMIONE!" "Be quiet!" Harry said. "Shut up, Ron, we need to work out a way -" "HERMIONE! HERMIONE!" Hermione screamed again from overhead, and they could hear Bellatrix screaming too, but her words were inaudible, for Ron shouted again, "HERMIONE! HERMIONE!”. . Harry felt the ropes fall away and turned, rubbing his wrists, to see Ron running around the cellar, looking up at the low ceiling, searching for a trapdoor. Ron was now trying to disapparate without a wand. . Hermione’s screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists.

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asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

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Tags: jesus murphy

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tirpse:

staceysthings:

I asked yourenotlaura (the person who got the callsheets with info about the Kurt and Blaine scenes that were filmed on Friday) what scenes the A Unit would be filming today and they are:

-Rachel in the auditorium listening to Sue’s announcements
-Blaine accuses…

ashlynharrris:

nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives

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Tags: ME

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

Tags: omg